Avatar 2: Also Post-Poe-ned!

What is happening this week? When Star Wars moved the Ep. VIII release date back to December 2017, it set up a big epic box office battle with Avatar 2, which will be the first in a sequel trilogy to 2009's Avatar, and which was also set for December 2017.

Turns out that Avatar 2 has been delayed... indefinitely. The studio did not comment on the cause of the delay, but Cameron has repeatedly referenced the monumental complexity in designing and plotting all three films of the trilogy at once. Yadda yadda, welcome to being an egomaniacal perfectionist, Jim.

Between us girls, I was not a huge fan of Avatar. It was gorgeous, but it just didn't have any heart. What it did have was Sam Worthington, who I will never get enough of, and who I wished was not CGI-morphed into a big blue alien for most of the film.

I'll take the drumsticks, please.

I know Sam Worthington is occasionally kind of a douche, but he's just so dreamy. His bare thighs draped in that hot little utili-kilt were the only two things that made the Clash of the Titans remake watchable. The sequel, Wrath of the Titans, did not have nearly as many lingering shots of those gams, sadly. Would not recommend.